CrayonParade's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[OcKzO qUeWb -3D-]

Well...

That was a fun game to play. If this was your original idea then a great one it is. Although I'm not to keen on games that result to immature insults when I lose.

You-Fucking-Cunts responds:

Thanks for the 7.

[Throw stuff@David Blaine!]

Hah.

I don't know why the score is higher on this. It reminds me of those little games with no point other than to poke fun at celebrities that you'd find here about 4 years ago. Those were the days.

[3D Streetlife]

Heh.

Street Life?

Hahaha! You're about 3 years late kid.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=130

[Chickenboy Chucky]

I like.

I never thought I'd find much of anything quality under 100k, but this was pretty good. I don't think I've seen anything like this anywhere before, so it seems like an original idea. It's fine for passing the time. Good job.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

Overrated.

The #1 spot? Sorry Tom Fulp and whoever the fuck you are, but that was 4 months out of your life wasted. Really though Domo-kun is hilarious, just not here. This was a terrible display of humour. I think the only thing I laughed at was the fact that the FBI "Winners don't do drugs" thing popped up. Reminded me of the good ol' days. Other than that, I didn't enjoy the seizures I was having because it was flashing so fucking much.

Mockery responds:

Who the fuck am I? I'm the guy who hates pseudo-intellectuals that try to bash other people's hard work. I also hate chumps like you who put out extremely weak flash movies involving "pot humor" and think that they're funny. And then you come bash something like what we worked on? Hah! It'd be better if you were one of the blammers who've never created a flash movie in their entire life. At least then you wouldn't be as pathetic.

[Xiao Xiao 9]

Eh.

So here's the scenario...I sit in front of that computer screen for 5 minutes while those bastards keep coming like there's no tomorrow. Whenever I turn and face them they back away, so I turn around in hopes to draw them near but they end up kicking me in the ass. Some enemies stayed stationary off screen so I went to get them and they kicked me in the balls. I didn't see it coming, because of the fact that they were off screen. There's always this new thing to every Xiao Xiao now when I think you should just keep improving on the style of number 7. That's just my opinion. Although I can tell you a fact, and that is I'd much rather go play some Double Dragon. At least you could get knives in that.

[Xiao Xiao No. 4]

Pathetic.

It seems like it's easy to animate black and white stick figures, however this has it's trade-offs. The graphics are shit, plain and simple. I mean, the stick figures don't even have smily faces! I drew better stuff in pre-school. The idea is good (although not original), and it was almost pulled off effectively. However, considering the amount of stick figures you need to shoot, I believe that six shots doesn't suffice. Thus, the reload option is more of a nuisance than a challenge. Do any of you playing this game rapidly hit the space bar not even paying attention to when you reload? Exactly my point. All in all, if I'm going to play a shooter, I'll leave it up to a console rather than some fuck who refuses to speak english.

-Mogu